how the hell ...

is the yur drunk site beating me in posts?

i mean, really?

i still haven't been drunk.

i do enjoy a good drink -- (vodka and cranberry juice, vodka and sprite, jack and coke so far) -- i tried gin and tonic, but didn't like it ... tasted like drinking mouthwash...

but not very often

but the drunk or supposedly drunk posters are beating me at posting... crazy. oh, and yes, i'm a member of the 'yur drunk' site because i'm drunk on horniness... damn.

right now, i just need someone -- yes, vortexia, you can have this assignment -- to sneak up behind my chair and massage my shoulders and back ... maybe whisper something slightly naughty in my ear

i need to relax and let go

but not alone...
- posted by rock @ 3:19 PM

 
This Blog is Back!

in black.

and hoping all who visit here had a tolerable, if not totally enjoyable Thanksgiving.

mine was ok

but more to the point, I must say i love Sundays. Because Sundays mean Desperate Housewives.

which means Marcia Cross as that delightfully perfection-obsessed Bree Van de Kamp

she was SOO terribly HOT in that white dress her pale skin and green eyes practically beg for attention

punctuation, you say? fuck that, i say!

anyway, i've got it bad for Bree


in other news, this blogger may be divorcing soon based on the knowledge that Jessica Simpson is soon to be single.

i mean, sure, she was gettin' busy with the likes of hottie Nick Lachey -- but apparently, that wasn't quite good enough for her -- or, the sex was good and the intellectual stimulation she so desperately craves just wasn't there

this blog advises her to seek out a well-dressed, nerdy guy who is into politics. The quiet, devious type who can drive her wild in bed and help her put on an elegant, somewhat intelligent face in public -- you know, raise her stature a bit and make her seem more of a serious actress

this blog knows just the guy, and if she's willing, he can be available in 60 days, give or take a little time depending on the paperwork -- that's just after the new year -- what better way to start 2006!?
- posted by rock @ 12:44 PM

 
so yeah

this blog likes to make fists when it is horny

which is always

but especially now (and no, taja, your post is NOT helping it go away!)

here's a public service announcement from this blog

if you are a female and you see me closing and opening my hands and making a tight fist, i am horny and can't really take it anymore -- so i'm easy prey -- touch me, smile at me, give me the wink, and i'm yours -- off to the secret room behind your office for some earth-shattering moments of bliss

here's an additional public service announcement because this blog is feeling especially generous

if you notice me making eye contact with you as i'm walking, and after we pass, you look back and notice i'm clinching my fists and breathing deeply, I WANT YOU... and yes, right then will work

if i exhale sharply and then hit a wall as i turn the corner, your mere presence has nearly caused me to erupt

were you to accept this as an invitation, you would be thoroughly ravaged... more than once and sent on your way


this blog just wanted you to know that these are the sure signs that a married and otherwise upstanding, quiet, all-business kind of guy really wants to derive mutual pleasure from the joining of your body with his


carry on

this blog needs a cigarette
- posted by rock @ 12:22 PM

 
NNR

that's

Not Naked Rock.

it's too damn cold

maybe i'll find an old picture that would qualify

and when, oh when will this blog see a Half-nekkid Murphy post?

come on, murph ... play along... !

this blog is horny (and notices that taja is, too)

this blog is in the car now

eta: 2 hours, 15 minutes
- posted by rock @ 2:12 PM

 
Blogging like Murphy

this blog has a cell phone

it's just a basic cell phone

a flip phone

it's off right now

i have received a total of 2 text messages on this phone -- both were in Seattle. none were from sprizee

or that other cute girl who lives in seattle and visits here sometimes

this blog doesn't believe in voicemail

if this blog misses a call, this blog will note the message that says, "you have one missed call" and then determine who was trying to interrupt this blog's intellectual development

if it was murphy's sister anne or her friend stacey, this blog may return the call

if it was Murphy, this blog will call the "pink phone" immediately and beg forgiveness for not being available

if it was taja, this blog will simply type back "GO BUCKS" in a text message

dammit, vortexia, i'm getting to you, too .. this blog will buy you pastries

and kelwhy -- this blog wonders where you might be -- perhaps in your big blue truck

today, our office is having a contest -- it's called "who can be the most annoying on the phone"

i'm not winning

i'm winning the contest "who can be the most annoyed by his coworkers and their interminable phone conversations"

at least i win at something

this blog is ready for lunch
- posted by rock @ 9:10 AM

 
another hnr
here i am again.

not great, i admit.

but it's me

and i'm back on the hnr horse!

- posted by rock @ 3:20 PM

 
A Haven for Cheap Gas

can be found in Louisville.

I drive up to KY several times a year to visit my family. I'm used to gas being a bit cheaper in the small towns i drive through on my way home.

But this past weekend, I discovered that while I paid $2.41 for gas before I left home, it was a low of $2.12 in Louisville. LOUISVILLE. not the small towns.

Upon traveling through Cincinnati and on to Columbus, i noted gas shooting back up to the $2.30-$2.40 cent range.

So, Louisville appears to have cornered the market on cheap gas!


and while i'm on the topic, I have heard some business analysts and a few Big Oil Friendly Republicans say that gas is still the cheapest gallon of liquid out there.

you know, milk is usually $3.00 a gallon or more, they say.

to which i respond -- "yeah, but i'm not drinking 15 gallons a week of milk"

let's put it in perspective. 1 gallon of gas gets me TO the office. 1 more gallon gets me HOME. if that's all i do all week, i've used 10 gallons already.

by contrast, 1 gallon of MILK lasts ALL week -- and that's for me AND my wife.

between the two of us, we use about 25 gallons of gas a week. so, at over $2.00 a gallon, gas prices have eaten into our budget -- and we drive fuel efficient cars that get around 30 mpg.

after big oil companies like Exxon have recorded back-to-back record-breaking quarters in terms of profits, i think something's wrong.

If a natural disaster actually impacts the supply, that's one thing.

but all the gas stations have gas ... and the price is just higher.

using the disasters as an excuse to pad profits is reprehensible.

murphy needs to get after them. the gas people.

or send megan to them.

or something.
- posted by rock @ 11:08 AM

 
Talk to the Rock!

just in case you really want to, you CAN email me:

loverock28@yahoo.com

that is all.
- posted by rock @ 9:10 AM

 
that hottie in purple

is old enough to be my mom (if she had me at a young-ish age) -- she's 46. i walked out of my office and she has her jacket off and reveals a very, very sexy back... tan skin, firm body, soft shoulders... cute, short blonde hair -- the purple cami she has on shows her off well. she doesn't really have big breasts, but her body is just so tight and nice

i wanted this woman very badly --

i've thought of her this way before -- while in seattle, she lamented again about her lack of any sex AT ALL for 5 years... about how she needed a man's touch badly

i wonder if she has ANY idea about my secret desires... about how she makes me want her at times

about how i think about a late night at the office and her sitting on my desk

about how intense her response might be given her total lack of attention from another party in sooo long.

she's definitely given my mind something to think about...

does she EVER have these thoughts about me?

hmm
- posted by rock @ 2:41 PM

 
Where's Rock?


i'm here.

i missed HNR, i know.

but i did catch a little hnv.

i'll spare all the unpleasant details, but my wife and several incidents we experienced last week kept me from posting.

i will say that i had not fully realized how incredibly rude and insensitive she can be -- and not just to me -- but to other people.

i did have a weekend away -- a football weekend -- she was mad when i left that i would even think of leaving her for a weekend.

i called her several times, and all but one time, she had some hateful remark

but i tried to ignore it and just have fun -- and i did. the game was great. the atmosphere was great.

and now i'm back.

i think i need to find a murphy-hot bitch.
- posted by rock @ 1:16 PM