Hard As A Rock
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
don't call someone and talk to them while you are eating.
hearing someone eat while they are trying to talk is annoying.
finish your damn food, then make the call
Guys with long hair
what's the word?
any girls here like the guys with long hair?
I'm a neat and short kind of guy
but that's just me
Thursday, December 15, 2005
it's too late
otherwise, you'll have to wait til next week
and request away for the next HNR!
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
a few items...
first, for those of you looking to email me, you can do so at email@example.com
second, welcome to new readers!
after my shower and shave, i'm standing in front of the mirror. wearing only my boxers. and i feel it
moving, dancing, itching
i'm growing inside my shorts
and i LIKE it
the wife has already gone
i have about 10 minutes before i MUST leave to be at work on time
and so i pull my cock out
and look down
and i remember the times i've had someone else there, pulling it out for me, playing with it, warm hands touching hot flesh
and i look in the mirror
and admire it
and turn sideways, and look at its length
and turn again, a good view of the head
round, throbbing, engorged, turning purple-red
and i close my eyes
my hand clasps
i tease the head
and my eyes open,
i'm bigger now
pre-cum has formed
and i watch
my mind switches on the fantasy channel
images run in and out
a few seconds of her, a few more seconds of the next one
my mouth forms a name, then another
my eyes close again, my body begins to shudder
and i complete the act
and i stand up straight and strong
my tension released
a smile on my face
i clean up, cool down, and get dressed
it's off to work i go
and i wonder on the way in -- will i ever have a playmate like i used to? like my wife or A or even B?
Monday, December 12, 2005
I'm glad to see the Venting Housewife is BACK!
and hot as ever
i hope all is well with her
my weekend was filled with thoughts of vortexia in boyshorts -- and of trick in that kick-ass vicky's secret outfit
oh, and also, i was at a speech tournament
as i filled out a ballot, i realized that 12 years ago, i was doing the same thing. sitting in probably the same room, judging at a speech tournament
12 years ago, i was 18... and i thought i would be 18 forever
10 years ago, on that very same day, i met my wife
today, it's monday
i almost broke something today
b/c of the sexual tension
i don't need sleep or food right now
but i need a touch, a hug, an embrace so hard and so long that you know the other person wants to be YOU... wants to consume every bit of you
that's what i need this monday
Friday, December 09, 2005
Sticks and Stones
the phrase that ends all verbal attacks.
remember when you were a kid and someone would say, "rock's mom's a whore"
well, you'd simply respond: "sticks and stones may break my bones but YOUR words can never hurt me..."
what could the verbal assailant say in response to that?
not one damn thing.
as an adult, you learn that perhaps nothing hurts worse than words -- sometimes, you'd rather be beaten with a stick repeatedly than hear truthful words angrily thrown about
only mean what we let them
you're only my girlfriend for as long as i'll call you that
and you can say i'm your boyfriend, but if i don't agree, then your words are meaningless
tune in later
there will likely be a delayed HNR post...
and V, we're still waiting on you and those boyshorts!
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
you can't avoid it
so the other day, my wife and i are in the car
and i bring up something that seems kind of innocuous ...
then she makes another comment
then i say something else on that topic
then she says, "that's never going to happen"
and i disagree and etc... a small argument ensues
i say small
i mean, after i stated my position she says, "I'm not going to discuss this with you right now"
to which i respond "well, this situation is going to come up again -- and soon -- so we might as well talk about it"
"i'm not going to deal with it right now"
THIS is the story of our marriage. A big issue comes up -- we have a minor argument. And then anytime it is brought up again, she won't deal with it.
then, the big issue finally arrives. big fucking surprise, she's pissed.
couldn't we have avoided some of this by dealing with it earlier? sure, we may disagree - it may even be unpleasant, but can't we just progressively deal with some things -- maybe in advance we'd reach some compromises.
sure, we're not both going to always be happy with everything
but there's no point in this kind of relational tactic
this idea that if we don't actually have the argument, the problem isn't there.
here's some news: the problem doesn't go away -- it just lingers and waits -- and in time, it surfaces ... and when it surfaces, it's bigger and badder
this blog is ready to move in with murphy and forget about the previous life
this blog is further ready to consummate the marriage with vortexia (and the beer)
ladies, will this weekend work?
Monday, December 05, 2005
another public service announcement from this blog
if you are going to be all hot and sexy in a pair of corduroy pants and a cute-ass sweater that reveals your flat, sexy stomach... PLEASE do not also be my office-mate who i have to look at every time i want to leave the room.. you give me a HUGE erection and that's embarrassing when i go out into the hall and see other people
further, please refrain from coming into my office, leaning against a table, and talking to me about some such thing i can't remember b/c i was focused on how i'd like to fuck you right then and there on that table...
This type of behavior is ONLY permissible IF you plan on actually engaging in a sexual act WITH ME.
no, we don't have to have sex at the office if that makes you uncomfortable... we can wait until the day is over and run off to a hotel
but again, you are causing me to become uncontrollably aroused and then leaving me to do something about it all by myself
IF by some odd chance, you are WILLING, send me at least some semblance of a sign (yes, i'm a guy, so i'm slow) and i'll take you into the conference room, lock the door, and cure your 5 year sexual drought...
that is all
i have somewhere to go at the moment
Friday, December 02, 2005
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Not naked rock ... again
this time, i have no camera.
i usually keep it here, at my desk
and yeah, i'd take my shirt off or take a shot down my leg or something today
but for now, you'll just have to imagine
hell, all V gave us was some random thoughts
taja keeps playing, though -- and all of us are Thankful for that!